You can blame it on the goose, you can blame it on the weatherman, you can even blame it on the boogie. But if you’re looking for somewhere to place blame for incredible flavours and the goodest of vibes, then look no further because Frank the Tank is as guilty as a puppy in a pile of shredded toilet rolls.
The most important part of throwing a baller event is to invite really awesome guests. The second most important part is to stuff those guests full of the sexiest food they’ve ever encountered. That’s where we come in.
At Blame Frank we feel that event food should be flavourful, fun and freshly cooked with plenty of flare. We take them fancy international flavours and add our own spin so that we can dazzle your guests with foods that are sophisticated, but familiar; adventurous, but somehow comforting.
Real talk now, what are we cooking? We’ve talked up the tacos, we’ve salutated the sliders, we’ve thrown another shrimp on the barbie (and she was not happy about it), but what do we actually put in them? Peruse our selection of sample menus, and whatever strikes your fancy we are happy to discuss making modifications to accommodate dietary requirements.
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The classics are classics for a reason, we love a mini-quiche! So with our canape menu we’re not so much trying to re-invent the wheel as we are covering it in flame stickers and painting the hubcap neon pink. We’ve got the canape tray favourites, with a little Frank flare, as well as an engine-revving array of bite-sized brilliance.
Laying the foundations for a rollicking good time, our starter menu has a wealth of options for whatever gets you going. Whether that’s sitting down for the full plated fantasy, or going head to head with your mum’s best friend Pam for the last sausage roll on the sharing board. Better watch that Pam, she’s vicious.
From soul food to Seoul food, our BBQ boards offer a tour for your tastebuds of the meaning of barbecue. It’s a far cry from a sausage in a roll in your uncle Ken’s back garden.
Filled all the way up with delicious bits and bobs, our Chef’s Bowls menu showcases a humongous range of styles and flavours, and has the added benefit of perhaps being a slightly more health conscious offering than a big ole’ box of fried stuff with cheese.
Here at the Blame Frank Taqueria, we’ll stuff your taco with anything from classic carnitas to curried jackfruit, as well as a fiesta-full of sides to keep the party going all night long. (All night)
Itty. Bitty. Burger. Buns. They tiny. They tasty. They don’t judge you for having more than one. Go on. Go on. Go on go on go on!
Our grazing boards represent the absolute pinnacle of refinement. Meats, cheeses, fruits, breads, artfully arranged in a mouthwatering array. They’re like lunchables for grown ups, and we can’t get enough of them. They are designed to be customizable, so you don’t have to worry about if the grapes have touched any blue cheese or if that one bland cousin who only likes cheddar will find something they like, there’s something for everyone!
Is your blood sugar low? Our comprehensive dessert menu is fit for every kind of sweet tooth. You can opt for full-size artistically plated grown up puddings, or if the burden of choice is simply too much, you can plump for our mini dessert sharing platter. No one will know if you don’t really share them…
Specially designed to fill even the hollowest of legs, our evening menu is there to swoop in at the end of the day, soak up the booze and recharge the long standing guests for a final trip of the light fandango. This is good, honest, fill your boots food to fuel you well into the wee hours.
Frank the tank is a good looking fella, no doubt, but we know he may not be everyone’s type. The Blame Frank kitchen is fully flexible and able to offer a professional gazebo set-up for outdoor events, or even make use of in-house facilities if required.
All of our dishes are made with the finest quality freshest ingredients that we can lay our cheffy hands on, and we personally taste test each one, just to be extra sure!
Oh what’s that? You want a drink? Well hey gurl pull up a pew, we are fully licenced to serve any type of beverage and are happy to keep you hydrated with the cocktail of your choice.
Whatever sort of do you’re throwing, from a wedding to a bar mitzvah to the grand opening of your brand new shed, we’ll rock up to any old shindig, we’re not fussy.
We’re not just behind the scenes, we’re on the scene, we’re in the scene, we’re all over the scene. We can provide flexible levels of service depending on your preference.
Like what you see and want to see more? Preferably at an event you’re organising? We’ve got a handy little form just for that purpose. Fill it out and get in touch. Go on, we’re waiting.
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